{"id":790,"date":"2016-04-19T10:01:15","date_gmt":"2016-04-19T17:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.randieandryan.com\/?p=790"},"modified":"2016-04-19T11:11:24","modified_gmt":"2016-04-19T18:11:24","slug":"target-infestation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randieandryan.com\/?p=790","title":{"rendered":"Target Infestation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"791\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.randieandryan.com\/?attachment_id=791\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.randieandryan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gnome-pink-target.jpg?fit=2142%2C2142\" data-orig-size=\"2142,2142\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1460732713&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;64&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"gnome-pink-target\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.randieandryan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gnome-pink-target.jpg?fit=300%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.randieandryan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gnome-pink-target.jpg?fit=980%2C980\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-791 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.randieandryan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gnome-pink-target.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"gnome-pink-target\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.randieandryan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gnome-pink-target.jpg?resize=300%2C300 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.randieandryan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gnome-pink-target.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.randieandryan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gnome-pink-target.jpg?resize=768%2C768 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.randieandryan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gnome-pink-target.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.randieandryan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gnome-pink-target.jpg?w=1960 1960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/>Over the weekend, I was visiting my sister and her family in Sandy Eggo. We were running errands and stopped by a <em>Target<\/em> near their house. This is what I\u00a0found&#8230; Pink gnomes&#8230; disguised as cutesy and ready to buy in their &#8220;priced right&#8221; section as you first walk in. Clearly, the place has a gnome problem and they are\u00a0trying to get rid of them.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, does this remind you of today&#8217;s cartoon, or what?!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend, I was visiting my sister and her family in Sandy Eggo. We were running errands and stopped by a Target near their house. 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